* Tracks number 6, 11 and 13 were first released on the Rocky Horror International CD as part of the Rocky Horror Picture Show 15th Anniversary Collection.
| Lips | Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear Claude Rains was The Invisible Man Then something went wrong For Fay Wray and King Kong They got caught in a celluloid jam Then at a deadly pace It Came From Outer Space And this is how the message ran... Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature I knew Leo G. Carroll Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature |
| Brad Majors | Hey, Janet |
| Janet Weiss | Yes, Brad? |
| Brad Majors | I've got something to say |
| Janet Weiss | Uh huh? |
| Brad Majors | I really love the...skillful way You beat the other girls To the bride's bouquet |
| Janet Weiss | Oh...oh, Brad |
| Brad Majors | The river was deep but I swam it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | The future is ours, so let's plan it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | So please don't tell me to can it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you The road was long but I ran it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | There's a fire in my heart and you fan it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | If there's one fool for you then I am it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad, or mediocre Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so |
| Janet Weiss | Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had |
| Chorus | Oh, Brad |
| Janet Weiss | Now we're engaged and I'm so glad |
| Chorus | Oh, Brad |
| Janet Weiss | That you met Mom and you know Dad |
| Chorus | Oh, Brad |
| Janet Weiss | I've one thing to say, and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too Oh, Brad |
| Brad Majors | Oh, dammit |
| Janet Weiss | I'm mad |
| Brad Majors | Oh, Janet |
| Janet Weiss | For you |
| Brad Majors | I love you too |
| Brad and Janet | There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo |
| Brad Majors | And that's go see the man who began it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | When we met in his science exam-it |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | Made me give you the eye and then panic |
| Chorus | Janet |
| Brad Majors | Now I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you Dammit, Janet |
| Janet Weiss | Oh Brad, I'm mad |
| Brad Majors | Dammit, Janet |
| Brad and Janet | I love you |
| Janet Weiss | In the velvet darkness Of the blackest night Burning bright There's a guiding star No matter what or who you are |
| Brad and Janet | There's a light |
| Chorus | Over at the Frankenstein place |
| Brad and Janet | There's a light |
| Chorus | Burning in the fireplace |
| Brad and Janet | There's a light, light In the darkness of everybody's life |
| Riff Raff | The darkness must go Down the river of night's dreaming Flow morphia slow Let the sun and light come streaming Into my life, into my life |
| Brad and Janet | There's a light |
| Chorus | Over at the Frankenstein place |
| Brad and Janet | There's a light |
| Chorus | Burning in the fireplace There's a light, a light |
| Brad and Janet | In the darkness of everybody's life |
| Riff Raff | It's astounding Time is fleeting Madness takes its toll But listen closely |
| Magenta | Not for very much longer |
| Riff Raff | I've got to keep control I remember doing the Time Warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me |
| Riff and Magenta | And the void would be calling |
| Chorus | Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again |
| Criminologist | It's just a jump to the left |
| Chorus | And then a step to the right |
| Criminologist | With your hands on your hips |
| Chorus | You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again |
| Magenta | It's so dreamy Oh, fantasy free me So you can't see me No, not at all In another dimension With voyeuristic intention Well secluded, I see all |
| Riff Raff | With a bit of a mind flip |
| Magenta | You're into the time slip |
| Riff Raff | And nothing can ever be the same |
| Magenta | You're spaced out on sensation |
| Riff Raff | Like you're under sedation |
| Chorus | Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again |
| Columbia | Well I was walking down the street Just a having a think When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes He stared at me and I felt a change Time meant nothing, never would again |
| Chorus | Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again |
| Criminologist | It's just a jump to the left |
| Chorus | And then a step to the right |
| Criminologist | With your hands on your hips |
| Chorus | You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | How do you do I see you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down because When you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound |
| Brad Majors | I'm glad we caught you at home Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry |
| Janet Weiss | Right! |
| Brad Majors | We'll just say where we are Then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Well you got caught with a flat Well how 'bout that Well babies don't you panic By the light of the night It'll all seem alright I'll get you a Satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania Why don't you stay for the night |
| Riff Raff | Night! |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Or maybe a bite |
| Columbia | Bite! |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | I could show you my favorite obsession I've been making a man With blonde hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania Hit it! Hit it! I'm just a sweet transvestite |
| Chorus | Sweet Transvestite! |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | From Transexual |
| Chorus | Transylvania |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | So come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici...pation But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause But not the symptom |
| Rocky Horror | The Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread Oh, woe is me My life is a misery Oh, can't you see That I'm at the start of a pretty big downer I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed |
| Chorus | That ain't no crime |
| Rocky Horror | And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread |
| Chorus | That ain't no crime |
| Rocky Horror | My high is low I'm dressed up with no place to go And all I know Is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Oh, Rocky! |
| Chorus | Sha la la la That ain't no crime |
| Rocky Horror | Oh no no no |
| Chorus | Sha la la la That ain't no crime |
| Rocky Horror | Oh no no no |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Oh, my baby! |
| Chorus | Sha la la la That ain't no crime That ain't no crime |
| Rocky Horror | The Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Oh, really! |
| Chorus | That ain't no crime |
| Rocky Horror | And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread |
| Chorus | That ain't no crime |
| Rocky Horror | Oh, woe is me My life is a mystery And can't you see That I'm at the start of a pretty big downer |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Come here! |
| Chorus | Sha la la la That ain't no crime |
| Rocky Horror | Oh no no no |
| Chorus | Sha la la la That ain't no crime |
| Rocky Horror | Oh no no no |
| Chorus | Sha la la la That ain't no crime That ain't no crime Sha la la la |
| Rocky Horror | Oh no no no |
| Chorus | Sha la la la That ain't no crime |
| Rocky Horror | Oh no no no |
| Chorus | Sha la la la That ain't no crime That ain't no crime Sha la la |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds Will get sand in his face When kicked to the ground And soon in the gym With a determined chin The sweat from his pores As he works for his cause Will make him glisten And gleam, and with massage And just a little bit of steam He'll be pink and quite clean He'll be a strong man Oh, honey! |
| Chorus | But the wrong man |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | He'll eat nutritious, high protein And swallow raw eggs Try to build up his shoulders His chest, arms, and legs Such an effort If he only knew of my plan In just seven days |
| Chorus | I can make you a man |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | He'll do press-ups and chin-ups Do the snatch, clean, and jerk He thinks dynamic tension Must be hard work Such strenuous living I just don't understand When in just seven days Oh, baby I can make you a man |
| Eddie | Whatever happened to Saturday night? When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright It don't seem the same since cosmic light Came into my life, I thought I was divine I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go And listen to the music on the radio A saxophone was blowing on a Rock and Roll show We climbed in the back seat, really had a good time Hot patootie, bless my soul Really love that Rock and Roll |
| Chorus | Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that Rock and Roll Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that Rock and Roll Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that Rock and Roll |
| Eddie | (saxophone solo) My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled |
| Chorus | Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that Rock and Roll Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that Rock and Roll Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that Rock and Roll (saxophone solo) Hot patootie, bless my soul |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | But a deltoid and a bicep A hot groin and a tricep Makes me - Ooh! - shake Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand |
| Chorus | In just seven days |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Oh, baby |
| Chorus | I can make you a man |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | I don't want no dissension Just dynamic tension |
| Janet Weiss | I'm a muscle fan |
| Chorus | In just seven days I can make you a man |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Dig it if you can |
| Chorus | In just seven days I can make you a man |
| Janet Weiss | I was feeling done in Couldn't win I'd only ever kissed before |
| Columbia | You mean she? |
| Magenta | Uh huh |
| Janet Weiss | I thought there's no use getting Into heavy petting It only leads to trouble And seat wetting Now all I want to know Is how to go I've tasted blood and I want more |
| Magenta and Columbia | More, more, more! |
| Janet Weiss | I'll put up no resistance I want to stay the distance I've got an itch to scratch I need assistance Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me I wanna be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night Then if anything grows |
| Magenta and Columbia | Down, down, down! |
| Janet Weiss | And that's just one small fraction Of the main attraction You need a friendly hand And I need action Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me I wanna be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night |
| Columbia | Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me |
| Magenta | I wanna be dirty |
| Columbia | Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me |
| Magenta | Creature of the night |
| Janet Weiss | Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me I wanna be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night |
| Rocky Horror | Creature of the night |
| Brad Majors | Creature of the night? |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Creature of the night |
| Magenta | Creature of the night |
| Riff Raff | Creature of the night |
| Columbia | Creature of the night |
| Rocky Horror | Creature of the night |
| Janet Weiss | Creature of the night! |
| Brad Majors | Once in a while, she don't want to call you Speaking on the telephone And once in your life, she won't want to know you You look around The one you've found, she is gone And that's all the time that it takes So baby don't cry like there's no tomorrow And that's all the time that it takes |
| Dr. Everett v. Scott | From the day he was born He was trouble He was the thorn In his mother's side She tried in vain |
| Criminologist | But he never caused her nothing but shame |
| Dr. Everett v. Scott | He left home the day she died From the day she was gone All he wanted Was rock and roll porn And a motorbike Shooting up junk |
| Criminologist | He was a low down cheap little punk |
| Dr. Everett v. Scott | Taking everyone for a ride |
| Chorus | When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | What a guy |
| Janet Weiss | Makes you cry |
| Dr. Everett v. Scott | And I did |
| Columbia | Everybody shoved him I very nearly loved him I said hey listen to me Stay sane inside insanity But he locked the door And threw away the key |
| Dr. Everett v. Scott | But he must've been drawn Into something Making him warn me In a note which reads |
| Chorus | What's it say? What's it say? |
| Eddie | I'm out of my head Oh hurry, or I may be dead They mustn't carry out their evil deeds |
| Chorus | When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | What a guy |
| Janet Weiss | Makes you cry |
| Dr. Everett v. Scott | And I did |
| Chorus | When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | What a guy |
| Chorus | Whoa ho ho |
| Janet Weiss | Makes you cry |
| Chorus | Hey hey hey |
| Dr. Everett v. Scott | And I did |
| Chorus | Eddie |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | How could you! |
| Dr. Everett v. Scott | This way! This way! |
| Riff Raff | Shut up! |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | I'll tell you once I won't tell you twice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss Your apple pie don't taste too nice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss I've laid the seed, it should be all you need |
| Janet Weiss | My feet! I can't move my feet! |
| Dr. Everett v. Scott | My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels! |
| Brad Majors | It's as if we're glued to the spot! |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools! |
| Janet Weiss | Oh, we're trapped! |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | It's something you'll get used to A mental mind-fuck can be nice |
| Dr. Everett v. Scott | You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device |
| Brad Majors | You mean |
| Dr. Everett v. Scott | Yes, Brad It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself |
| Janet Weiss | You mean, he's gonna send us to another planet? |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Planet, schmanet, Janet! You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss You'd better wise up Build your thighs up You'd better wise up |
| Criminologist | And then she cried out |
| Janet Weiss | Stop! |
| Columbia | It was great when it all began I was a regular Frankie fan But it was over when he had the plan To start working on a muscle man Now the only thing that gives me hope Is my love of a certain dope Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain |
| Rocky Horror | I'm just seven hours old Truly beautiful to behold And somebody should be told My libido hasn't been controlled Now the only thing I've come to trust Is an orgasmic rush of lust Rose tints my world And keeps me safe from my trouble and pain |
| Brad Majors | It's beyond me Help me, Mommy I'll be good, you'll see Take this dream away What this, let's see I feel sexy What's come over me? Woo! Here it comes again |
| Janet Weiss | I feel released Bad times deceased My confidence has increased Reality is here The game has been disbanded My mind has been expanded It's a gas that Frankie's landed His lust is so sincere |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate satin draped frame As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same Give yourself over to absolute pleasure Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh Erotic nightmares beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever Can't you just see it. Whoa ho ho! Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it |
| Chorus | Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it Don't dream it, be it |
| Dr. Everett v. Scott | Ach! We've got to get out of this trap Before this decadence saps our wills I've got to be strong and try to hang on Or else my mind, may well snap And my life will be lived For the thrills |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Don't dream it, be it |
| Brad Majors | It's beyond me Help me, Mommy |
| Janet Weiss | God bless Lili St. Cyr |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | My my my My my my my my My my my my My my I'm a wild and an untamed thing I'm a bee with a deadly sting You get a hit and your mind goes ping Your heart'll pump and your blood will sing So let the party and the sounds rock on We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone Rose tint my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain |
| Chorus | We're a wild and an untamed thing We're a bee with a deadly sting You get a hit and your mind goes ping Your heart'll pump and your blood will sing So let the party and the sounds rock on We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone Rose tint my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain We're a wild and an untamed thing |
| Riff Raff | Frank-N-Furter, it's all over Your mission is a failure Your lifestyle's too extreme I'm your new commander You now are my prisoner We return to Transylvania Prepare the transit beam |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | On the day I went away |
| Chorus | Goodbye |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Was all I had to say |
| Chorus | Now I |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | I want to come again and stay |
| Chorus | Oh my |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Smile, and that will mean I may 'Cause I've seen blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize I'm going home |
| Chorus | I'm going home |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Everywhere, it's been the same |
| Chorus | Feeling |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Like I'm outside in the rain |
| Chorus | Wheeling |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Free to try and find a game |
| Chorus | Dealing |
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter | Cards for sorrow Cards for pain 'Cause I've seen blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize I'm going home |
| Chorus | I'm going home I'm going home I'm going home |
| Brad Majors | I've done a lot God knows I've tried To find the truth I've even lied But all I know Is down inside I'm |
| Chorus | Bleeding |
| Janet Weiss | And super heroes Come to feast To taste the flesh Not yet deceased And all I know Is still the beast is |
| Chorus | Feeding |
| Criminologist | And crawling on the planet's face Some insects called the human race Lost in time, and lost in space And meaning |
| Chorus | Meaning |
| Lips | Science fiction, double feature Frank has built and lost his creature Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet The servants gone to a distant planet Wo oh oh oh oh oh At the late night, double feature, picture show I want to go Oh oh oh oh To the late night, double feature, picture show |
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